In the news:
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) -- Some Florida teens believe drinking Mountain Dew or smoking marijuana will prevent pregnancy and that swallowing a capful of bleach will prevent HIV/AIDS.
One reason those dangerous myths have spread is the state's reliance on abstinence-only sex education, say advocates of a bill to require a more comprehensive approach in Florida's schools.
Thank Mary, Joseph, and the Baby Jesus, I now know how to keep a second baby from coming. ASAP after the Bean's born, pass me a shot of bleach and a doobie.
xoxoxo
k
p.s. I just realized that I assumed this article came from Texas. Ha.
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